Re-directing mails sucks royal balls!

So this morning I was half naked, and I saw that re-direction letter staring at me across the room. I had my boxers on, and I thought 'ahhh fuck it! I should do this now before I do anything else, or otherwise it'll be forgotten'. Coolly I picked up the letter, shuffled across to my laptop, logged on to Www.Royalmail.co.uk/renewals - typed in my number and PIN code and then it went all 'tits-up' from there. You see this was the issue:

I got TWO renewals because I used to live in Ringmer Road, then I moved to Pilgrims Terrace so I redirected my mail from Ringmer Road to Pilgrims Terrace. Anyway I didn't stay in Pilgrims Terrace for too long (Possibly something to do with the fact that those two who were a couple were shouting the house down at each other on more of a regular basis then it should be, plus they were rather unhygienic) so I moved to my Mum's temporarily and re-directed my mail from Pilgrims Terrace to Mum's place.

The other week I got two re-direction renewals for both places and I thought 'ah. ok'.

So as I'm living in King's Cross for the time being now, I went to the local Post Office. I asked the so-called clerk to help me with figuring out this problem ('Do I pay for both renewals or what?'. 'Can I re-direct my mail to a branch of the Post Office or not?'). Mr Clerk lingered his gaze at me before ushering his colleague to come to me, and then off course I had to explain another time.

Well suffice it to say, neither of them knew English enough to figure the problem out. (and no I'm nowhere near racist - my whole family is Middle Eastern) but please guys, you should know how to sort these things out right?

Anyway, me being me (who does not make a big deal out of these things because I'm pretty much laid back) figured it out for myself. I solved my own problem (rich coming from me, who cannot really solve problems well):

I forget about the re-direction renewal from Pilgrims Terrace to my Mum's house, so I throw that away. Instead I get the other renewal from 273 and re-re-direct the mail from there straight to my Mum's house - so potentially I delete Pilgrims Terrace and enter my Mum's address. That way I do not have to pay for two re-directions unecessarily.

Right so I logged on whilst being near naked (I'm only mentioning that so that I grab your attention because this is a very boring topic I'm rambling on about here I must admit), and entered all the details, card details and everything, and what happened? The application was rejected. I have to either do it by hand or e-mail.

Fuck that.

So this is still not sorted out. I know I'm lazy: that's a fact. When it comes to the really needed things, then for some reason, I'm quite lazy. I prefer to sleep in rather then do anything else.

But for important reasons (i.e. my bank statements/phone statement) I must change my address physically on my banks and for my phone. All the other mail is not so important.

So, ladies and gentlemen. That's it. That's all. Did you enjoy my ramble? Did you enjoy how I really interpreted this in depth (Not that I intended that at all. All it was going to be was a quick skim over some basic facts, but no, because I can touch type, I am capable of typing pretty quick. Therefore I could type and type and type forever once I get going)

Nada must sleep now. I'm not going to tell you whether I sleep half naked or not. That's for you to perceive if you wish to.

Thankyou for reading this very boring blog.

I swear they will get better.

FUCK!

I swore..now they will get better.

Ta-ta my lovelies.