Monday, 21 April 2008

Yeah I'm on my period..

ladies and gentlemen.

Started this morning. Sorry to let on the bad news to you all, but its the very reason why I'm writing in a very sharp and non-tactical way.

Oh the joys of being a woman.

Two things have already pissed me off this morning. The first being the fact that I cannot find my re-direction letter, so I cannot go online and redirect my mail to my mum's address. So I have to phone them up and go through an automated system that will probably take what seems like 2 hours of trailing round in circles, finding that at the end of it all you've got through the 'international mailing' department rather then the 're-direction department' (If there is ever a specific 'department' in the Royal Mail'). Then you hang up...then you start all over again.

Grand.

The second thing that pissed me off today is that I was shuffling for my piece of paper for my re-direction letter and found a seemingly innocent piece of white standard A4 paper stuffed in the corner of the drawer. I opened it only to find that it was my hours that I was meant to hand in the scheduling for this week...Meaning that I'm taking a chance going in today, because I might not get the hours I need. Wonderful. Fan-bloody-tastic.

I just have to wait 7 days or so until this time of month is over. Then my emotions can settle again and I can put my machete back in the wardrobe. I swear it looks very inviting leant against the wall like that...

I think I might use it to cut the meat tonight.

I'm so fucking weird arn't I. (But don't worry folks, I'm not that extreme. I have no machete)

Nada

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